What musical instrument can I buy my toddler son that won’t drive me crazy?

So far we have struck out with: drums, guitar, and harmonica.

There has to be one out there that plays a soft, quiet melody.

A DOG WHISTLE! I’m totally surprised that no one else has mentioned this!

Edit: my apologies, Housewife.

Toddler Guitar

Queens and Kings of America $1.99 …

Kids Guitar 1 $14.20 Kids’ Rock Guitar (00641625) emphasize on singing and accompanying all-time favorite kids’ songs by introducing basic chords, rhythmic strumming, and playing in several keys. These Parent’s Choice Award winners do more than simply teach guitar; they help the child develop a musical ear, good hand coordination, solid work habits and a love of music. DVD 1 (00641622) has you play in ten easy lessons…

Electric Guitar for Kids #1-Getting Started $10.95 Pre-teens and teens will take their first steps toward rock stardom with these encouraging, entertaining and fun-filled electric guitar lessons. Marcy and Pete take kids through all the steps necessary to start playing in minutes! Bonus: Audio play-along…

Kids Learn Music: A+ Edition $19.99 Travel the world on a musical journey. Learn Music is a unique type of learning game that allows you to experience playing real instruments from around the world and learning about musical notes and symbols. Play a variety of instruments and in exercise mode; create your own masterpieces with four different instruments. Play with friends and family in both hot seat and wireless multiplayer modes. …

My Piano $19.96 If the average 6 year old finds a piano unattended, their curiosity usually results in them pounding unabashedly on the keys. My Piano is here to change all that. With the help from her animated pal, Pam the Piano, the lessons designed by former Juilliard School of Music Instructor Irma Irene Justicia, M.A., will coax your youngster into learning to play piano like they were born to do it. Your ch…

Reusable Decoration Wall Sticker Decal – Audrey Windowsill Guitar Song Serenade $6.99 Become an interior decorator and transform your living space from ordinary to extraordinary with these unique stickers! With these stickers you’ll be sure to add plenty of color, depth, fun, and individuality apart from the average home. You can adorn the interior walls and windows of your home, bathroom, office, nursery, dorm, or store. Get creative and apply them to furniture, such as your re…

Instant Home/Wall Reusable Decal Stickers – Audrey Windowsill Guitar Song Serenade $8.99 Go and immerse yourself in a fun ambiance with these stickers! These removable, repositionable, and reusable stickers are the perfect and convenient way to adorn and decorate any space. Easy to peel off and to stick on walls, doors, windows, tables, refrigerators, and more! When you want to reposition your friends peel them off with ease without peeling off paint/wallpaper and without leaving behi…

Reusable Decoration Wall Sticker Decal – Audrey Windowsill Guitar Song Serenade $10.21 Become an interior decorator and transform your living space from ordinary to extraordinary with these unique stickers! With these stickers you’ll be sure to add plenty of color, depth, fun, and individuality apart from the average home. You can adorn the interior walls and windows of your home, bathroom, office, nursery, dorm, or store. Get creative and apply them to furniture, such as your re…

Robeez 1st Stepz Guitar Hook-And-Loop (Toddler) $29.95 Get your little rockstar geared up in this sneaker from Robeez. The canvas and leather upper features an adjustable hook-and-loop strap that’s fashioned like a guitar neck for a rockin’ good look. It also offers supportive padding at the collar and insole, a protective toe bumper, and a textured rubber outsole for great grip and flexibility….

Guitar Belt $16.95 Easy, one handed simple closure!…

Johnny Cash Guitar Shield Toddler T-shirt $17.99 GUITAR SHIELD – TODDLER TEE

Guitar Roots Toddler T-Shirt $14.99 Guitar Roots Toddler T Shirt This is an officially licensed Music toddler t-shirt in which these Music toddler shirts have been screen printed with an official Music image. These Music toddler tshirts are usually made from 5oz. cotton tee shirt blanks. Check back often for some of our new Music clothing and other Music merchandise at great prices only at – www.StylinOnline.com .

Dennis the Menace Guitar Toddler T-Shirt $14.99 Dennis the Menace Guitar Toddler T Shirt This is an officially licensed Dennis the Menace toddler t-shirt in which these Dennis the Menace toddler shirts have been screen printed with an official Dennis the Menace image. These Dennis the Menace toddler tshirts are usually made from 5oz. cotton tee shirt blanks. Check back often for some of our new Dennis the Menace clothing and other Dennis the Menace merchandise at great prices only at – www.StylinOnline.com .

Elvis Guitar Infant/Toddler T-Shirt $34.99 This green Elvis infant/toddler t-shirt features yellow contrast stitching and a dark green neck ringer with an image of Elvis playing guitar on the front. 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Rock Rebel Guitar Toddler T-Shirt $14.99 Rock Rebel Toddler T Shirt This is an officially licensed Music toddler t-shirt in which these Music toddler shirts have been screen printed with an official Music image. These Music toddler tshirts are usually made from 5oz. cotton tee shirt blanks. Check back often for some of our new Music clothing and other Music merchandise at great prices only at – www.StylinOnline.com .

Rock Star Diva Toddler Costume – Toddler Halloween Costumes $20.88 Halloween Costumes for Toddlers – This Toddler Rock Star Diva Costume includes the rock star costume dress, headband, 1 glove, guitar and microphone.

Pantera Future Headbanger Toddler T-Shirt $20 Toddler t-shirt in black has a flames and guitar graphic printed on the front, with barbed wire wrapping around the guitar. Pantera logo is printed at the top and “Future Headbanger” is printed below the guitar graphic.

Pkolino Toddler Bed In Orange $229.99 Pkolino Toddler Bed In Orange

Pkolino Toddler Bed In White $229.99 Pkolino Toddler Bed In White

Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Green $39.95 Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Green

Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Pink $39.95 Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Pink

Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Lavender $39.95 Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Lavender

Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Yellow $39.95 Toddler Coddler BedBugz in Yellow

TODDLER LOGO TEE $20 TODDLER LOGO TEE

TODDLER PENGUIN TEE $14.99 TODDLER PENGUIN TEE

TODDLER BIG BIRD POLO $27.99 TODDLER BIG BIRD POLO

Toddler Logo Tee $15 Bright green toddler tee.

Toddler Pumpkin Costume – Baby and Toddler Costumes $13.18 Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Toddler Pumpkin Costume includes the vest, cap, and the booties.

The Beatles #1 Toddler T-shirt $13.99 #1 – TODDLER T-SHIRT

Metallica Cartoon Toddler T-shirt $17.99 TATTOO – TODDLER T-SHIRT

Cookie Monster Toddler Costume $32.99 Costume Includes: Jumpsuit and character headpiece. Size(s): Toddler L 4T-6T Toddler M 3T-4T Toddler S 2T

Guitar $125 Guitar: Announce your event on shimmering cream Pearl paper.  This elegant card is perfect for any number of occasions. Comes with Cream envelopes.

ZAGGskins (Guitar) $19.99 ZAGGskins (Guitar)

Toddler Blossom Witch Costume – Toddler Costumes $15.4 Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Toddler Blossom Witch Costume includes the velvet dress with satin skirt and the matching witch hat.

Toddler Skeleton Costume – Skeleton Costumes $11.53 Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Toddler Skeleton Costume includes the jumpsuit with sound and the headpiece.

The Beatles #1 Tiles Toddler T-shirt $13.99 TILEZ – TODDLER SHIRT

The Beatles Another Dimension Toddler T-shirt $13.99 ANOTHER DIMENSION – TODDLER SHIRT

The Beatles Yellow Submarine Portholes Toddler T-shirt $13.99 LIL SUB – TODDLER SHIRT

The Ramones Presidential Seal Logo Toddler T-shirt $17.99 THE SEAL – TODDLER T-SHIRT

The Beatles Deep Sea Toddler T-shirt $13.99 DEEP SEA – TODDLER SHIRT

Metallica Crayon Logo Toddler T-shirt $17.99 CRAYON – TODDLER T-SHIRT

Motorhead Snaggletooth England Logo Toddler T-shirt $17.99 ENGLAND – TODDLER T-SHIRT

Bob Marley B Is For Bob Toddler T-shirt $17.99 “B” – TODDLER T-SHIRT

KidKraft Thomas and Friends Toddler Bed $144.99 KidKraft Thomas and Friends Toddler Bed

Prince Lionheart Toddler Dishwasher Basket $7.99 Prince Lionheart Toddler Dishwasher Basket

Boon Modware Toddler Utensils In Pink $4.99 Boon Modware Toddler Utensils In Pink

Radiohead Radiohead.tv Toddler T-shirt $24.99 RADIOHEAD RADIOHEAD.TV TODDLER T-SHIRT

Kelty Kids Toddler Seat Insert $25 Kelty Kids Toddler Seat Insert

TODDLER PLAID SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT $34 TODDLER PLAID SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT

Toddler Kitchen $128.92 Manufactured by Steffy Wood Products. 4 Piece set includes Toddler refrigerator hutch stove and sink. 3 Piece set includes toddler refrigerator stove and sink. Refrigerator has three storage shelves and is ideal height for younger children. Toddler stove has simulated graphics and moving knobs and the toddler sink has faucet with moving knobs.

Toddler Tunes $6.69 “am-packed with the best-loved, classic children’s songs, Toddler Tunes includes all-time favorites – performed by the famous Cedarmont Kids – your children will sing and dance along over and over again. They’ll love Toddler Tunes and so will you!”

Toddler Nightstand $60 The perfect addition to any toddlers abode This wood nighttable is the perfect size for your tyke and it will look great near any toddler bed

Toddler UPS Guy Costume – Toddler Costumes $12.63 Toddler Halloween Costumes for Boys – This Toddler UPS Guy Costume includes the brown shirt with UPS logo, pants, and the cap with UPS logo.

Toddler Farmer Costume – Toddler Funny Halloween Costumes $34.05 Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Toddler Farmer Costume includes the farmer costume overalls, hat, shirt, pitch fork, cow, pig and chicken.

Bloombaby Luxo Toddler Rail Conversion Kit $210 Coverts the Luxo Crib (adjustable or fixedinto a toddler bed with this toddler rail!